Are you feeling... Jolly? Feeling a bit... Festive?

dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hey man its Craig from AnimeCon. I'm sorry that I pulled your sisters hair and beat her to a pulp. Listen man please just dont call the police on me ive changed my ways. Seriously. the last time I laid my hands on a woman was like 2 months ago ive changed. Actually I accidentally punched my mom last week. Just please dont call the police its cringe

yes, you can run away by ignoring my friend request OR, better yet, you can accept it, take 5 minutes to play an aim map against me (whenever you aren't busy, not necessarily right now), and prove how much of a pathetic and scrub player am I. More than worth it, don't you think? Consider it an early Christmas present.

I can't see a reasonable reason why wouldn't go with the latter, do you?

I'm not a kid who challenges players to a 1V1 match, but then again, up until this match with you, I haven't been told I have such terrible aim (on the contrary, I've been told the opposite, but who am I to speak? I'm just a blubbering monkey you are about to discipline. Hopefully).

I will not bother you with further friend requests, if you decline it again, I'll just assume you're a pathetic coward who cannot stand behind his words (in all honesty - no offense, but again - I can't see any other reason you'd decline), and leave you be.