Yeah I just pinged you.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.

(c. 5000) Spongehenge is discovered by aliens

In 1959, the Chum Famine swept across Bikini Bottom

November 30, 1942, Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton were born. They both make the Plabs Burger which causes Old Man Jenkins Sr. to die in c. 1950. In the same year, Stinky Burgers was closed for good and Mr. Krabs rediscovered the Krabby Patty secret formula.

(c. 1304) The first Neptune dynasty takes the throne of Bikini Bottom after the Krabs dynasty loses power (and the krabby patty recipe) in the 12th century

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