Recent reviews by FrontalSpy

Capcom's most finest gameplay focused franchises finally comes to the PC.

Monster Hunter World is the most accessible game in the franchise, perfect for newcomers to join and play. The graphics are great, but its the living and breathing world that takes the show. Monsters and animals have their routines and go about their lives until a hunter slices them in half.

The gameplay is very tight with lots of precise movement and attacks against monsters, whilst knowing their pattern to prevent getting hit. The main gameplay loop is very satisfying, hunting monsters, gathering loot and trying to craft better armour/weapons.

Co-op is very fun and can get a little chaotic sometimes. Coordinating attacks, planning traps, and saving your teammates in the heat of battle gives an adrenaline high.

This PC port isn't without faults. The opimisation is quite poor, requiring some serious hardware to get 1080p 60fps (it is very CPU bound). The co-op structure for mainline quests is barbaric, requiring all players to start the mission and watch a cutscene before joining. Also, the PC game is months behind the console releases in terms of content. They said it would catch up, but don't believe their lies.

An average VN with facts about Japan, or an educational game about Japan with some VN stuff? Iunno, this game is about 3 or so hours long with more choices than the ME3 ending - so you might get 6 hours out of it and learn things.

Who says my 2D waifu can teach me things???

XCOM: Enemy Unknown is a great turn based strategy game amiss all the mindless FPS games. XCOM focuses on tactics, growing your soldiers and forming little bonds with them to ensure they survive the onslaught of invading aliens. To really enjoy the game you will need to take your time and slowly think out the situation at hand. A rushed move and the enemey can easily take out your Colonel rank soldier in just one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move and since you have the rule of no reloading saves you cry out in fear and anger since your most powerful soldier got owned by the game and its RNG. Then you rush your other soldiers to murder that ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but then it's all too late and you visit the memorial as you say goodbye.... then you must raise another soldier to fill in his shoes and while the new one does well, it's not the same.

8.5/10 - There are bunch of bugs, controls are slightly fiddly with K+M and end game content is lacking with repetitive missions structures.

Naruto and Sasughey fight against pein and madora while tobe n kabupo are being all "Plot and feels no Jutus" and Naruuto was like "Fox man, give me your energy" and the fox man is like "♥♥♥ you naruuuto, Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" and Naruuuuto is like "Ermergawd there is a war going on" and Naruuuuuto and Wasp go on the fight in the war against Fadora and Kobe saying "My name is Naruuuuuto Uchiha and I FIGHT THE POWA" and Homie and Dora were like "No, the too of you are two awesome" and then some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending happens where Steve Tarada ♥♥♥♥♥ off since the 5 Cage are better than some zombie that isnt a zombie yet and Sasugay and Itchy are busy fighting Snake man where snake man is like "sssss my ♥♥♥♥ is a python" and Nick Fury is "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snakes on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ninja world" and Attachy did some izanagi BS from the Japanese mythos you find on wikipedia and dragon boy is trapped in some deus ex machina BS that Tite Trollbo wrote when he was aizen.

All in all a good game but the 30fps diminishes my boner for Naruuuuuuuto



Naruuuuuuuuto/10

Because people want a retail simulator but with lolis and kawaii uguu desu children. While there is a sevre lack of tentacles, this game isn't a bad time inventory management where tou buy stuff and sell it for 30% more. Then some stuck up ♥♥♥♥♥ comes up and ask for 90% of the price and you tell them to ♥♥♥♥ off, which makes Recette depressed. Stupid stingy customers...

Capitalism, ho!

When Kerbal looked up at the sky and saw the Mun, they thought " :D" followed by a "D:". When the day came that they had the technology to travel to space and you were the person responsible, " D: ". KSP is a fun game where you science your way throught things trying to use high school physics to successfully launch a rocket. If all else fails, struts and 10x more rockets can do the job. Jeb would be so proud if he weren't all over the carpet...

You get to piss of terrorist, slice someone's head off and use it as a soccer ball and set a cat on fire. Wait, this doesn't seem helpful at all.... It's a mediocre game with some ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles but other than it there's not much. Not enough Westboro Baptist Church members