For the badges

You should get Payday 2. I'm a pirate and even I bought it.

We were previuosly restricted to .38’s and two Mossberg 500’s with less lethal rounds in them, but when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us, due to the fact that the nephew(who will remain nameless to prevent a scandal) was saved by us using weapons better than our issue setup, so now we have good funding for gear for our jobs, and we needed to find relaible SMG’s, but the HK’s just wouldn’t cut it.

Haha you have a "job" now. Wtf is a "job"?

I remember when Bosnia was cool, people had some real style. Ski masks and chest harnesses, AK47s slung round the shoulder... they made the non-descript terrorist cool... now, I don't even know. It's like bad guys now a days don't even try. Holding their AKs awkwardly while they shoot over a stone wall. I mean, do these guys even know what they are doing? Not like the Bosnian rebels, I can tell you that. Those guys were put-together.

Freud how "offline" are you? Really offline I guess. Damn it Freud!

I'm going to buy the Dead Island 4 pack. Let me know if you want a copy for $37.50.