We've uncovered a plot pertaining to the intergalactic workings of the mass production line of anti matter. It was always the little man in pajamas doing wasnt it! Christiano Ronaldo CR7 the real guy, is NOT the real Christiano Ronaldo. I can't believe I've been so blind! That is NOT a gold plated crossaount, I repeat that IS NOT a gold plated crossaunt! I've pushes the impostor out of my helicopter. I am watching YouTube videos as we speak to learn to fly. I downloaded a 3rd party software and have injected directly into the helicopter. Every minute I will get updates on Nancy Pelosi's stock movement. I have re routed a course to you over the Adriatic sea. Heed my warning brother, trust no one! Youre not gonna die!

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Christiano Ronaldo CR7 the real guy just stopped me by the bus stop and told me to get in his helicopter. I'm right now over the Adriatic sea. We've ran into minor turbulence but I see the little man in pajamas. I'm informing Christiano Ronaldo CR7 the real guy to begin making his decent now

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Larry bird took it brother. Yes brother I am in Taiwan I took a plea deal and to make a very long story short, I am in basic training and have many tiawanese friends now

They got me on bail jumping, they said I was a "flight risk" I don't know but thanks anyway.