how did you know i was in the locker

Seaweed brain ♥

i'm going to put you in a blender

FEMBOY

You are great, You are cool... But everyone knows you're f u c k i n g blue =3

You milk men in vrchat for the low price of $3

gay

Husband material

Nice ♥♥♥♥

Praise the sun my dude!!!!

Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
Oh oh
You gotta get schwifty
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties
♥♥♥♥ on the floor
Time to get Schwifty in here
Gotta ♥♥♥♥ on the floor
I'm Mr. Bulldops
I'm Mr. Bulldops
Take a ♥♥♥♥ on the floor
Take off your panties and your pants
It's time to get schwifty in here
New song, schwifty
Double x
Schwifty song, comin' at ya
It's the schwif-schwifty
Hey, take your pants off
It's schwifty time today

yaint

i am blue :3c

its high noon :3

Ya like jazz?

Let's learn how to tie a noose,
It's easy if you're not obtuse,
All you need is a piece of rope,
And abandon all your hope,

You make a loop and the snake goes down,
But changes his mind and turns around,
And climbs back up to the top again,
This is where the fun begins,

You take the snake and spiral down,
And at the bottom, What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole,
Then you give the top a pull,

Now it's ready for your use,
This is how you tie a noose.

:3c

why

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!