"Oh the winds they do blow, and the seas they do roar.

When you're stuck on a lighthouse, ten miles from the shore.

But you've heard of the Jollyrock, of that I am sure.

Go there, and your loved ones will see you no more.

Oh, don't go to the Jollyrock, whatever you do.

I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

So away from the Jollyrock I advise you to race.

It's utterly appalling and not at all nace.

For nasty things happen there, it's such a disgrace.

Cause people get killed there all over the place!

Oh, don't go to the Jollyrock, whatever you do.

I wouldn't go near it, if I was you.

Oh, the next verse is censored because it's too horrible even to talk about!

Well blood will run cold, and your heart fill with dread.

For the Jollyrock is plagued with the souls of the dead!

If you stay there one night, you'll go clean off your head.

And in no time at all, you will probably catch mumps."

~The Goodies [en.wikipedia.org]