Nice fight!

It's Rewind Time.

it's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total, and I specialize in stickin' it straight up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them ova, I open their cheeks nice n' wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knuckle-♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like IcyHot™. Bastion is a way of life for me; I never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo-poo on my Peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go, team.

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Hi

I am a living spoiler

sorry man, so sorry. remember when you got blocked? yeah that was actually me and ben pranking you sorry man you just got pranked super hard man you got pranked dude you got pranked

BLOCKED!

LMAO that name, worlds 2nd best assassin

YOU'RE THAT NINJA

Psycho Mantis?

Metal?










Gear?

ALL minions

KYLO REN IS ACTUALLY A BAD GUY

Turns out kylo ren i-

Trees are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anybody found with a tree in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon.

Sorry if it makes you cry,
But all we got is pizza pie.

Anytime bro, I got your back

hey world's second best assassin, long time no see, just wanted to comment and tell you to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself

WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE LEAVING ONE WORD COMMENTS ON MY PROFILE? DUDE NICE

Man

We're talking top quality stuff man

want to buy good stuff?

where were you on the night of my death?

Look at your brand new microsoft computer and locate Microsoft: The Beat Jam.mp3

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AND HARD I'VE WORKED TO REPLACE THE SUGAR SUPPLY WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP? AGES!!!! I HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD, CONVERSING WITH THE HIGHEST INTELLECTUALS, AND MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE TO GET HIGH FRICTOSE CORN SYRUP IN MOST BEVERAGES THAT AMERICANS DRINK! I'VE EVEN MADE IT INTO THE GENERAL'S MOST BELOVED BEVERAGE: ARIZONA ICED TEA! I'VE ALREADY BEGUN KILLING HIM BEFORE I EVEN STARTED LOOKING FOR HIM!

But I'm still gonna be the one to kill the general

THIS MAN KNOW'S THE GENERAL!!! HE CAN LEAD US TO THE GENERAL! HE KNOW'S ALL ABOUT THE GENERAL'S IDEA!

Well that was the general idea

Sophtie I love you!

You don't know how I love you

I'll be back in the morning!

Cuz I need you by my SIDE!

Sophtie I love you!

You don't know how I love you

It's crazy but so REAL!

That I'm in love with you :c

:Oc

Thanks!

Cool

The General always adervtised the fact that the world's greatest assassin could never kill him. I doubt second best will suffice.

I'm sorry sir, but I don't know if we have any "gross" here. If we did have it, though, I'd say it's in aisle 20 with the baby stuff.

give me moneyo .o>

Probably at some point.

wtf is ben's name

I see a loophole which allows trees to be planted in the homes of citizens. Please rectify this decree.

How has Liechtenstein contributed to the decreasing number trees in Europe?

trees

Zac what do we hate?

i'm alive lol

Sir-Baconn is a dead man

trees

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zac i luv u

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Lol wut