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♥♥♥♥ You for cheating on me. ♥♥♥♥ you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. ♥♥♥♥ you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned.

Who wouldn't make a mistake with all that's on your plate?

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Mistake #1) Your greeting is inappropriate



Your greeting should match your relationship with the person.

Are you writing to a business colleague?

A friend?

A mentor?

Make sure that you open the email with the right tone.



For a business colleague, potential client, or boss:

Hi (name),

(name),

Dear (name),



For a friend you can be more casual:

Hey (name),

Hi (name),