Recent reviews by DogWithTwoGuns

Fallen Aces is the perfect game. I have been waiting for the release of this game for several years now, and it has been completely worth the wait, even though it is still in early access. I played through the original demos countless times. The entire atmosphere of Fallen Aces is amazing. From the world building, the voice acting, and the different options and pathways to complete each level. Whether it be you turning a corner and listening in on some goons cheating in a game of cards, or a 5 minute audio of a man completely destroying a bathroom stall and fighting for his life; every interaction gives so much life to Fallen Aces. I feel like every random goon has their own personality and they seem so fleshed out even though they are such minor details.

Each level is incredibly fun to explore, and the dialog and secrets make it even better. Finishing the bulk of a level and then scouring for the secrets is very fun to me, and I like the diversity. Half of the secrets have a ton of depth, having you find clues that pop out on various world items, go from place to place to unlock things, and finally find the secret feeling like sherlock holmes, and the other half of the secrets are like 'There was a glock-19 and a methpipe shoved up this goon's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you just found them'

I love Fallen Aces, and I am so excited for the full release. If you don't buy this game, I'll bust up ya kneecaps

Game Awards Edit :Deadrat:

Democracy Prevails

Quite possibly the best game I have ever played through. I love juice

Went to the bar the other day. I took some pretty broad home after a few rounds of glyphid slammers. She had the most magnificent beard I had ever seen, so I thought I scored big. I woke up next morning with a man cuddling up against my drill and an empty wallet. Turns out it was a male escort, that cost me 50,000 credits. Its going to take me a while to pay this off. Had to call a drop pod to get out of there, smashed through the guy's livingroom. After I got back I had noticed an itching/burning feeling something growing down there so I went to the Medbay, turns out that that ♥♥♥♥♥ gave me rockpox, and medication isn't even covered by DRG! The boils don't seem to go away, and the larvae feeds off of my skin. They don't want to seem to leave, because they think my dong is one big contagion spike. I have grown attached to some of them, as they are like my children. Please send awards so I can pay for my medical bills.

Moral of the story, always finish your rounds with blackout stout so they'll just drag you off to the medbay and you won't make the same mistakes I did

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You know its a good game when 75% of your playtime is waiting in the queue of a Rusty Moose server, just for it to crash when there are only 10 people left in front of you.

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Donk

From the time I first discovered this game several years ago to today, Harold still gives me nightmares 10/10