+rep great friend

I'm gonna grab my nerf gun and go on the toilet

Welcome to the game store!

OMG A DEMOMAN

+rep this guy called me the mongolian n word

Mo mo y u do dis 2 me ;(

I fired, and I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Long story short? Missed.

milk

Listen, we don’t cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo!

Oh yeah, I don’t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don’t you split?

Looks like I already did. You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyche’s tragic dividend. You’re the un-me. I’m the real me! You wanna be? Me?

Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants.

Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

So you’re the one who stained them?

Whoever found it, browned it.

You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me? But it’s too late, you snoze, you lose.

You sleeped, you weeped.

You napple, You get slapple!

You slumber, a cucumber.

You catch up on some Zed’s, you get out of my heads!

You slumber, ham- BURGER I DON’T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE!

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murrly chrimtin

Merry christmas

hamood

What if I put my minecraft bed next to yours
haha just kidding
unless,,,

song

I've been a fool, and you've been childish
You fell down, you got hurt chasing sweeter dreams
Never could, hide the truth in your eyes
That's how I knew, that smile was a lie

"I love you" is
Something you never say
Couldn't get it out, always just pulled away
So then why, please won't you tell me why
You could find the words, to say goodbye

I'm such a mess
I'm lost, I'm no good at this
I'm in love, still in love
Still in love with you
Hard as I try
Can't even drink this pain away
Memories of you, twisting my view
I've been a fool

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (clap)
Party rock is in the house tonight (oh)
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (yeaH)
We just wanna see you
Shake that!

im gonna choose medic and im only gonna heal sentry guns.