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743.1 hrs on record (666.8 hrs at review time)
Sold my soul for this game
Posted 17 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
182.0 hrs on record (82.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I didn't want to spend my time writing it. But i am so at rage now.
Okay.
Starting game, setting resolution to lowest possible along with lowest possible graphic settings (toaster).
Someone though movement blur is cool, you can't disable that. Lower fps? who cares. Hdr is still there, too. Yes, on toaster, yes.
You spawn in capsule rotated at 90 degrees of what it is supposed to be.
So you can't reach first item you are supposed to pickup in stupid unskippable tutorial.
You want to restart? You press escape. Escape doesn't work. It only work when you press that stupid starting item you are supposed to pick. Who though it's cool? disabling ESC it's not cool. Especially when you can't fix simple bugs that's been around FOR YEARS.

You are experienced player and you pick extreme. You want even more extreme and you drop everything you can so you left with no items. You have rocks after all right? but why the hell you can't build furnace without a barrel? and wreckage? Why you can't make simple medieval weapons without using wreckage and tapes? I can make stone blade easily. It will be short and fragile, but it will work. But for some reason the very basic weapons require modern tech. You have only one playstyle, and you are supposed to play only it without variations. Well, any game is opinionated at what you can do, it's kind of okay.

Tell me please, dear developers, why there's so few rocks on rocky planet? Why you can't get some rocks from big formations? Why do you have to wander around for what is supposed to be always under your feet? So many rocks and so few you can pick.

Why i can't THROW rocks at enemies? I have so many, and for some reason i have to come close to obviously dangerous lifeforms. Stone spear you can throw? no way.
And all that fighting with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bluring. You fight, game freezes, trying to load some asset. It freezes to the point you get sand clocks as a cursor, when it comes back it changes resolution from the one i set to default. What the actual HELL?????? The game is so leaky it cannot even remember resolution even during the game???? It's 2020, you can load assets in background you know. You don't want all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ freezes when you fight. You die, because on another game freeze mob attacks you (where you could dodge). You restart the game, you start in escape pod again, just to realize resolution is wrong again, this game simply got alzheimer. Remember ESC key doesn't work untill you pick that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ item with huge lags?

Okay, so you run from tree to tree, looking for precious rocks, and on day 8 you get a huge big crab. Okay, why not, it's extreme, success is not assured. But why the hell it follows you aaalll across the map? it NEVER stops. It doesn't matter how far you run. It just follows you. That's not extreme, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. With same success you could just add UFO following you.

I tried, really, i tried. I bought it awhile ago and had some satisfaction playing it in EXPECTED manner. Step away and you are lost. In previous versions i managed to beat it on extreme without starting items. But now i give up. I uninstalled the game yesterday, just to try today again, just to face another portion of bugs along with old ones. Sorry, i simply don't believe in this buggy/laggy game anymore, even considering the portion of fresh patches.
Posted 1 January, 2021.
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854.3 hrs on record (789.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 November, 2018.
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