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[Intro]
I don't like you T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the ♥♥♥♥ down T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea (Uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥' done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, *clap clap* zero, bye ♥♥♥♥♥, gone
So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna

[Chorus]
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
T-Series just wet themself in their pajama

[Verse 2]
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon while you're just dark magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Motu Patlu, what the ♥♥♥♥ is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it come from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of the sugar and let's throw this ♥♥♥♥♥♥' party with some—

[Chorus]
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wet in their pajama
♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna, ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna

[Refrain]
You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million

first match first win. This game is fortnite with braindead opponents. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ asian clone. Play fortnite instead

I don't recommend because i want a message from the devs :D


EDIT: They actually responded to me, I respect Crytek, here, I recommend it!

Better than both fortnite and overwatch. I love it!

Just finished my second playthrough and i gotta say i loved it. The cinematics were awesome, the animations were awesome and the explosions were godlike. I'm hyped for jc4 :D

I can't run it... loading takes forever. I can't even play the training, until it loads it's finished lol. Same goes for matches, I sit waiting in front of the loading screen for like 5-9 minutes and then bam... round has finished lmao

These games are so good I have no words to say here so I'll just give you everything G-Man says [MASSIVE SPOILERS]

Half-Life 1 Outro:

Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived. Time to choose. Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead.
Well, it looks like we won't be working together. (If the player refuses G-Man's offer.)
No regrets, Mr. Freeman. (If the player refuses G-Man's offer.)

Half-Life: Opposing Force Outro:

So, Corporal Shephard, we meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been Black Mesa facility, but I think that's finally taken care of itself... Quite so. But there is still the lingering matter of witnesses. I admit I have a fascination with those who adapt and survive against all odds. They rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time. While I believe a civil servant like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to...convey you to somewhere where you can do no possible harm, and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives.

Half-Life 2 Intro:

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Outro:

...time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small timespan. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But these are extraordinary times. Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you...if and when your time comes around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... This is where I get off.

Half-Life 2 Episode 1 Intro:

We'll see about that.

Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Intermission:

Doctor Freeman. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your friends were otherwise occupied. Hmm.. There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance... When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when quelling them was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial...appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Doctor Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions. Mmm. Well... Now... Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father relay these words: Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

Hunt Down The Freeman is just a sheetload of creap and we're not talking about Black Mess-ah here. Most of the HDTF G-Man uses quotes from the previous Half-Life games but performed by someone else who actually did a pretty decent job, his only bottleneck being the pronunciation of Black Mesa - "Black Mess-ah"

I loved the multiplayer at this game, too bad they had to close it ;(

One of the greatest games ever made

Port it to x32bit you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥