Recent reviews by Vlad112003

after 69 hours of playing it, the game decided it would not start anymore. it crashes at startup without any error. quite poetic tbh.

EDIT after reinstalling windows just so i could play it

don't trust any review, this is in fact a very bad game, i do not recommend it. 6/10
the story is awful
the gameplay is the same as dl1 but worse
not worth it


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh (the first game was better on multiple levels such as character progression, skills, parkour, combat. Here you don't feel the same fear you used to feel when you first saw the volatiles in dl1, also zombies are now hit sponges as you just need to hit them until their health bar goes down)
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens (it's a bad game, but can be enjoyed by fanboys. I loved the first game but I strongly dislike the second)
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master (parkour requires a somewhat amount of skill, but after you get the grappling hook you can flush the entire parkour down the toilet, being Spider-Man is better than running and climbing. Regarding combat, hit them until they die + a few tricks like doing the windmill with both one-handed and two-handed weapons, jumping on top of them and smashing their heads, or plunging onto them so you could finish them off with a smash kick. Drop kicks are downgraded a lot and don't work all of the time)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind (you need to grind for combat/parkour exp and also money because everything is expensive, especially gear)
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average (it's bad but can be enjoyed)
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☑ Long (if you decide to complete every side quest. if not, it's average at best)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Not recommended (not worth $60 because it's unfinished and the story sucks)
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying (get ready for not being able to complete side quests because of the bugs such as the Cedar Windmill bug, where you get no prompt to activate it whatsoever, or the Baba quests where you can't loot the zombie because the game claims your inventory is "full" even if you don't have anything on you)
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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pov: you host a game in romania and all you hear is "woah woah, big blana, be careful bro, ajungi bankrupt, woah woah"

absolutely great game, but the headache that comes with it is unbearable

my fav game.
one of the best
cried at the end.
10/10

lego piece 26047

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better than ultimate carnage because the ost is flawless

basically flatout 2 with better graphics and worse music.
the flatout2 ost was flawless, this is kinda enjoyable, but no
that's the only reason this is a negative review

This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Behavioural and emotional disorders in children.
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar affective disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Diabetes
· Diarrhea
· Depression
· Dissociation and dissociative disorders
· Down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· Eczema
· Endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· Eye cancer
· Eye disorders
· Fatigue
· Fibroids
· Fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Flu
· Food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· Genital herpes
· Gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· Hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· Hay fever
· Hearing loss
· Hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· Herpes
· High cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· Hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Neurodevelopmental disorders
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Obsessive compulsive disorder
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Schizophrenia
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sleep-Wake disorders
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· Tuberculosis
· Testicular Torsion
· Trauma- and stressor-related disordeers
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever

great game, i just can't play it. i got too many memories attached to that kind of stuff. sad ones...