Greasy

mum said

A proper diss. I would recommend absolutely roasting them with a proper freestyle. You don’t want to make it weird though. You should set up a time to hang out with them (you should drive so that you don’t have to walk home). Once you are in the car, start playing some dope beats to freestyle to (lots of my friends struggle with freestyling, so you might have to get a little drunk or high). Then you just gotta start freestyling. Once again, you don’t want to make it weird, so you need to get them to freestyle too. After about 10 minutes, you just gotta go off. Pick their life apart, make fun of their insecurities, and get in their head. Then you can start rapping about how much you hate them. After you have properly disrespected them, you should tell them to get out of the car and walk home. This is a very effective way to make sure that you never talk to someone again.

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

mine <3