Hello, you ordered a pizza? A XL pep with no cheese and extra onion? I've been standing outside your hours for 75 hours. Please open up.

you bring me so much joy :3

let's practice magick together sometime <3

hello. i am here to deliver a pizza from Toni. Are you available to pickup? I've been standing outside your home for 16 hours. No one will answer the door. My limbs are falling off. Please help.

p.s the pizza is cold.

Heeey, I got your pizzaa but I crashed into a snowball on the way over. Can you venmo me some cash to cover the damage? Thankssss

wanna bang?