All your worries will go away⁴, guaranteed®⁵!

I don't have to think of ANYTHING after using this miracle drink! Thank you Idysapop!
-Tonk

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-Also Tonk, 2 weeks post exposure

Comes in 6-,12-,and 24-packs for your whole party to enjoy!

¹: ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ ᶦˢ ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒʳᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗᵃⁿⁿᵉʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃᶜᵗ, ᵘˢᵉ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒʷⁿ ᵈᶦˢᶜʳᵉᵗᶦᵒⁿ
²: ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ ʰᵃˢ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵘᵗʳᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵛᵃˡᵘᵉ. ᵀᵃⁿⁿᵉʳᶦᵗᵉ ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒʳᵉᵈ ⁿᵘᵗʳᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ® ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ.
³: ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵛᶦᵈᵉ ᵉⁿᵉʳᵍʸ, ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵉⁿᵉʳᵍʸ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵉᵗʳᶦᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˢᵉʳ'ˢ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᶦⁿᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳ ᵍᶠ. ᵁˢᵉ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡʸ.
⁴: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵃⁿᵗᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˢᵉʳ'ˢ ʷᵒʳʳᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ. ᴸᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗᵃˡ ˡᵒᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ/ᵒʳ ʰᶦᵍʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵃᵖᵃᶜᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵃˢ ʳᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ᵈᶦʳᵉᶜᵗˡʸ/ᶦⁿᵈᶦʳᵉᶜᵗˡʸ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ˡᵃᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ʷᵒʳʳᶦᵉˢ.
⁵:ᴬˡˡ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᵒʳʳᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ, ᵍᵘᵃʳᵃⁿᵗᵉᵉᵈ® ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ.