I've played Counter-Strike since 2017 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CS days. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er. Unless I play ????, then you just ignore this.

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish and Russians
4. Broken Keyboard (2)
5. Broken Mouse (3)
6. Immature 12 year olds insulting my mother
7. 9/10 Ready
8. Server Crashes
9. ♥♥♥♥ Teammates
10. Competitive Matches
11. "ez" Spam
12. Multilingual Cursing
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15. 64 Tick Servers
16. No skins = you're either a noob or a smurf or a cheater
17. Got A+ on my russian exam

➜ Silver 1 : ❌
➜ Silver 2 : ❌
➜ Silver 3 : ❌
➜ Silver 4 : ❌
➜ Silver Elite : ❌
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✔️
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✔️
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔️
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔️
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔️ ^first rank^
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔️
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔️
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔️
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔️
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✔️
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✔️
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✔️
➜ The Global Elite : ✔️

Reached Global on 2178hrs

Top 3 fav players:
dev1ce
s1mple
m0nesy