𝒥𝒶𝓂 𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒 , 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒥 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓀 𝓂𝓎 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒

I am a concerned father with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don't put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this no more!!

My words do mean something.... It's really hard to guess what part of your background is different from mine. Maybe you never studied computing and higher math. I don't know if you know neother's theorem, invariance and conservation laws. Maybe you don't understand Quantum electrodynamics- Particles and antiparticle symmetry, feymann diagrams, sums over paths (small nod to the sigma name), renormalization and pertubative expansion. I'm not sure you understand what is different between the schrodinger, Gordon-klein, pauli and dirac equations. Not sure if you understand bose-einstein statistics and fermi-dirac statistics. Maybe you've never used spinors and weyl states, hence the avoidance of the spin parts. Maybe you've just a little knoweldge of the heisenburg vs schrodinger picture and your brain emphasizes that. I'm not sure if you understand on-shell and off-shell approaches and green functions. It's really hard for me to say what you find different from what I do.

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