Raiden, disregard what I just told you. The most important thing for you to do now is enjoy a mouth watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new All Day Breakfast Menu at McDonald's. All of your favorite McDonald's breakfast items now available all day at participating McDonald's restaurants. And Raiden, always remember... I'm Lovin' It.

I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at Target and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though, isn’t it. The tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off.” But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.

Ahem, excuse me ma'am you wouldn't happen to have a large futa ♥♥♥♥ to accompany those Bazongas of yours?

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