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🎍 * 🎈 * 🍧 * 🥞 * 🚙 * 👔 * 💃 * 💛 * 🐟 * 📗 * 🌸 * 🐝 * 😺 * 🎄 * 🏓 * 🍇
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* A man goes into a fish and chip shop and orders fish and chips twice. The shop owner says, "I heard you the first time."
ㅤ* If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
🚘 * 📀 * 💄 * 🐊 * 👔 * 📒 * 🌋 * 🐛 * 🥒 * 🚗 * 👃 * 🐳 * 🏀 * ⛳ * 💙 * 🥞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*