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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 12:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 12:57am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:14am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:52am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 12:14am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 5:05am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 1:04am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Didapatkan pada 2 Des 2016 @ 6:08pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2016 @ 12:50am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 12:03pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 1:44pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 1:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2016 @ 12:44pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 6:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:45am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 2:00pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 6:34am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 2:16am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 9:43am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 6:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2016 @ 12:39am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 3:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:24am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 9:22am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 3:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:58am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:37am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 5:24am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 2:03am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 7:56am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 4:40am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 4:20am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Didapatkan pada 3 Okt 2017 @ 1:21pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Didapatkan pada 6 Okt 2017 @ 11:02am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Didapatkan pada 6 Okt 2017 @ 8:59am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Didapatkan pada 6 Okt 2017 @ 6:22pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2016 @ 12:45pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 10:41am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:15am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 11:33am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:06am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 9:21am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Didapatkan pada 3 Okt 2017 @ 1:25pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 4:37am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:56am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 12:04pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:23am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 1:06am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 5:01am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:20am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:19am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:16am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 3:20am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 2:16pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 6:03am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2016 @ 12:41am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 4:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 5:48am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:35am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 4:17am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 1:12pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Didapatkan pada 1 Okt 2017 @ 8:06am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2016 @ 9:46am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 10:58am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Didapatkan pada 3 Okt 2017 @ 12:27pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 11:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Didapatkan pada 2 Okt 2017 @ 1:45pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Didapatkan pada 7 Okt 2017 @ 7:57am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 11:45am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 11:58pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Didapatkan pada 12 Okt 2017 @ 4:54am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Didapatkan pada 14 Okt 2017 @ 9:15am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Didapatkan pada 14 Okt 2017 @ 9:15am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 15 Okt 2017 @ 6:52am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Didapatkan pada 14 Okt 2017 @ 9:15am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 2:54pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 2:34pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 4:04pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 4:49pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 11:30pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Didapatkan pada 12 Okt 2017 @ 12:41am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Didapatkan pada 12 Okt 2017 @ 12:01am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 3:53pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 3:51pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Didapatkan pada 7 Okt 2017 @ 7:22am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Didapatkan pada 11 Okt 2017 @ 11:23pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2017 @ 2:27am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Didapatkan pada 27 Nov 2016 @ 3:09am