Recent reviews by Blueskull

I paid 59 dollars to get seduced by a fridge, nearly smash my keyboard, and nearly get stomped on by twins.

WE SURVIVE IN DA JUNGLE, WE SURVIVE DA FOREST, WE SURVIVE IN DA DESERT, WE SURVIVE IT ALL IN DA NAME OF ZIMBABWE, TO DA REVOLUTION! JOIN US IN DA CONGO BRUDDA, WE SURVIVE DA REVOLOOTION!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG HEIL! (Ducktators reference)

Game is so rad I grew a third ass cheek!

This game is amazing, not only is it like Warioland, but it has an art style that reminds me of Rocko's Modern Life (or any old Nickolodeon show). It's perfect, the levels, the mechanics, the animations, the bosses and twists. And yes, this game has a lot of cheese. (In case you ask)

People literally died waiting for this game, and it only plays in vr. Truly a valve moment.

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

I mean, I don't know where to start with this game. Best game I have ever played out of the couple hundred games I have tried. And a quite interesting one too! I am surprised that this game has survived this long, while Fortnite can't survive a week without an update. By all I MEAN all. Toxicity, constant cheaters and bots, lack of communication, but yet.... it's still strong. I HIGHLY recommend this game, it's still fun and has a wonderful and goofy experience for competitive and casual players alike. Grab your guns and get out there, comrade!

You know, although this game seems simple and all, it's actually pretty dang fun! It's almost nothing like minecraft gameplay-wise, yet so addicting.

Despite the more-than-a-decade graphics, the game is hella fun to this day, I highly recommend it!