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Recent reviews by Street Captain

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
equally terrifying as it is hilarious
which is to say, very
Zort/Zort
Posted 23 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
scary
Posted 11 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
101.8 hrs on record (63.3 hrs at review time)
Screw Sony.

UPDATE: Sony has buckled. The sentiment continues, however.
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
33.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A drunkard attempted to mug me, so I ran into the nearby burger joint to call the cops. When they arrived, them and the staff all promptly pulled out pistols and shot me to death.
10/10
Posted 24 April, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
71.9 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
game loop is good enough that I've been playing with two hands!
harvest moon but you sex kobolds
Posted 15 January, 2023.
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6.2 hrs on record
absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
82.8 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
never been a big fan of monster hunter
but I am now a fan of monster hunter rise
it's just so easy to play, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keeping you from hopping on with your friends
7/10 fun game
Posted 16 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unskippable cutscenes
and it's such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chore to play with friends
not even worth $5 imho
Posted 11 May, 2022.
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13 people found this review helpful
25.6 hrs on record
was good
play Reactive Drop instead tho
it's this but still being updated
Posted 26 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.0 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Extremely fun Co-op Action Shooter. I personally found the controls to be solid, and the cool co-op moments when you combo with your teammate genuinely feel awesome, and I really loved some of the action set pieces. However, this game lacks a lot of the core of Resident Evil. The game isn't really 'horror', for starters. Inventory management is incredibly streamlined, where guns don't take up space. No fumbling around or playing Tetris to optimize your loadout. There are also basically zero puzzles. I think there may have been one in the Ada campaign, but it barely counted.

Don't play alone. However, if you're looking for some dumb fun co-op action, consider picking this up on sale.
Posted 2 April, 2022.
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