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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

After carrying this person in CSGO, I added them because they seemed like a cool person. Long story short we became good friends.
They invited to a CS lan party at their house. I figured that it would be a fun experience, so I decided to go.
I was told to come in when I arrived. When I opened the door I found a trail of rose pedals on the floor leading into the other room.
I was confused, so I curiously followed it and when I opened the door that they were leading to I found them laying down naked on a bed I was confused I did not know what to think about the whole situation I wanted no part of this and when I started to back off a BIG BURLY BLACK MAN walked up behind me and blocked my path at this point I was scared, but fortunately I had my lucky piece of fried chicken in my pocket.
I threw the piece of chicken in the room and he immediately ran past me and into the room, as soon as he ran past me I ran right out the door and saved my little virgin booty.

I saw your profile picture amd would just like to say that you are one of the hottest females I have ever seen. Do you want to play some garrys mod or overwatch someday? I have never met such beauty, and such beauty playing a video game, haha. You are so pretty, and your voice is so cute and innocent :). Do you want to skype one day, cutie? Sorry if you think this is weird, i'm just trying to meet some friends, especially some girls haha! I'm just trying to be friendly, a little shy, and never really had a friend that was a girl. Sorry if this is weird :x. Add me back on steam? Ok sorry, pretty lady :)