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120 of 127 (94%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 5:56am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 10:03am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 12:54pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 9:55am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2015 @ 10:47am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 10:02am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:17am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 11:32pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:56am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:34am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:13am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:35am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:39am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 10:04am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:23am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 9:12am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 10:01am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 9:56am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:22am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:48am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:41am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:06pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 5:58am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:36am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:29am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:47am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 11:46pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:59am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:31am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 12:05am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:02am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 8:51am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 9:59am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:02am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:11am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:43am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:37am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:15am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 8:46am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:04am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:06am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:52am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:14am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:25am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 12:20am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:01am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:51pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:21am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:23pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:22am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:27am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:25pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 8:59am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:44pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:45am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 1:05pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:53am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 8:54am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 9:12am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 6:44am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 12:27pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 9:08am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 5:28am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 5:57am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:50am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 6:14am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 7:10am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:20am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:24am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:54am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:57am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 9:51am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:34am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:36am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:21am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:49am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:51am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:55am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:59am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:01am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:09am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:11am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:12am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:15am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:26am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:33am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:37am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:59am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:18am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 1:48am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:01am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 11:08am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:12am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 11:29am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:08am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:43am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 12:39pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 1:04pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:39am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:31am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 10:42am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:11am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 12:04pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 11:59am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 12:03pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:20am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 12:46pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:24am



BFF

Lick a friend

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game