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Bro… Ever realized that humans cut down birdhouses To make more bird houses.
If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?
If tomb is pronounced Toom and womb is pronounced woom Why isn't bomb pronounced boom.
Ice Cube's float in a pool of their own blood.
why are deliveries on a ship called cargo but in the car it's called a shipment.
Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange because oranges are orange.
Bro what happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time, does it take a screenshot.
Dude.. the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you.
If I weigh 99 lb and eat a pound of nachos Am I 1% Nacho.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef.
If you are born deaf what language would you think in.
If Apple had a car would it still have Windows.
Surgery is hurting someone to make them heal faster.
All moms are bodybuilders.
The voice in your head never needs to take a Breath.
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
All mirrors are used.
It's impossible to stand on stairs backwards.
baby products never truly get Fair reviews by their users.
Scissors only come together for one reason to divide.
What would happen if Pinocchio said my nose will grow now.
People who need glasses just got bad graphics.
Your eyelids lick your eyes to keep them wet.
Being ugly is just playing life on hard mode.
why do we drive on Parkways but park in driveways.
If it rains on a Sunday does that mean it's now Rain day?
Clapping is just hitting yourself repeatedly because you like something.
Have you ever felt bugs on you and there are no bugs on you they're the ghosts of the bugs you've killed.
If life is unfair to everyone Does that mean life is actually Fair.
if I get scared half to death twice What then.
If Earth is the third planet from the Sun does not mean that every country is a third world country.
Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating.
When you say forwards or back your lips move in that direction.
every book you have ever read is just the Remix of the dictionary.
If you pour ice water on a hot dog does it become a chili dog?
Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country that you live in.
Childhood is the free Trial.
Bro your erasers slowly dies because of your mistakes.
Bro the number of people older than you will never increase.
Do clothes in China just say made down the road.
If you're invisible and you close your eyes can you see through your eyelids?
Dude a fire truck is actually a water truck.
Dude when we yawn do deaf people think we're screaming.
if you're waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter.
Bro if you work at security at a Samsung store does that make you a guardian of the galaxy.
If you buy a bigger bed left with more bedroom but less bedroom.
Pinocchio's nose is technically an unlimited source of wood supply.
Any Stairway to Stairway to Heaven if you're clumsy enough.
Do you think anyone has ever said I can't move my arms in sign language?
If you mouth the word colorful it'll look like you're saying I love you.
If you rip a hole in a net there are actually fewer holes in it's better than before.
You can only buy used mirrors.
Your eyes never stop seeing, they just get covered.
Bro if a fly Loses its wings is it now called a walk?
Would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance.
How come your lips don't touch when you say touch but they do when you say separate.
If you're in the living room and you pass away did you die or are you just knocked out.
Why are they called Apartments if they're all stuck together.
Are robots that fix other robots Engineers or doctors.