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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:02pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:49pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 1:14pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 5:19pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 4:32pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:33pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 4:43pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:33pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 3:33pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 1:22pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 3:55pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 2:53pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 3:56pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 1:52pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 4:40pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 3:22pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 3:55pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:16pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 2:48pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 3:12pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:27pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 3:48pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 2:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 2:56pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 5:14pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:21pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 4:24pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 4:37pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:49pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 1:56pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:43pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 3:56pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 4:12pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 10:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:27pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 1:54pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 2:59pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 1:39pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 10:34am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2017 @ 2:25pm