Recent reviews by Duke Spook'em

Its alright.

What can I even say about this game? It's so story driven that it hardly constitutes a game within itself. It might as well be called "dont be a ♥♥♥♥ simulator 2015" for how straightforward the general point is, but if you think thats all there is to it you would be dead wrong. The game itself is hardly forgiving, (spoilers) making you restart the whole game if you kill someone or something so that you can get the BEST ending by far (spoilers over). but still allows a good amount of fun to be had on a pacifist route. Either way, a fun game, Recommended for days son.

The one real thing I can say for this game is that it is REALLY early access and needs a LOT of work before it is going to be half finished. Probably gonna wait a few months to play it again when Yang isnt as useless as a cardboard cut out.

In all honesty, i went into this game thinking "oh boy turned based combat, my favorite" and by the first 20 minutes in, I was wondering why I even had decided to buy this game in the first place.
Pros: "unique" storyline, cutsey chibi style animation, unique gameplay features

Cons: f*cking awful combat system, better have patience because every basic attack is a 30 second montage of spinning chibis, annoying camera angles, this game is so easy a toddler could manage to slaughter everything within a 300 foot radius.

The only real comment I have about this game is that if you have a LOT of time and feel like stabbing that time, spitting on it, and throwing it in the garbage, than this is the game for you

6/10- good storyline.

I would genuinely recommend this game for anyone with a GAMING COMPUTER. Even on the lowest settings, my computer couldnt make a dent in the progress into servers. Sorry poor kids, better luck next christmas.

Unless you feel like vomiting from the awful motion sickness youll get from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ camera on low settings, dont buy this

Extremely fun game, stupidly common updates; although its nice because the updates are small and dont take much time to download, but add good content. Overall I rate 8/10 "Too much water" -IGN. But seriously, waiting for the scopes and such like ARK. That would be a nice addition.

This game is without a doubt one of the most timeless games I have ever played. I have had so much fun playing this game from start to finish, and over and over again countless times, and with the modding it never gets old. Although Valve has now added a paywall behind mods, essentially making them DLCs, the game still holds its own, so I'm giving it a real review.

The Elder Scrolls series is a fantastic one that allows much to the ideas of the player, allowing character customization and silly ways to model your character, whilst also sticking to its guns of an effective and easy to use character design interface. Never before have I met a challenge with attempting to create a character, to be stuck with a lack of options.

The gameplay within itself is easy, fun, and sometimes just silly, and with the game never limiting you to a single way to complete the game, youve got a lot of hours on your hands before your first completion.

I overall will rate this game well, although Valve is screwing us with the forced paywall, I still love this game nonetheless.

Pretty good game.
Pros:
You never know whats going to happen
Jumpscares more frightening than FNAF
items are nice

Cons:
Pretty simple
Immensely hard

Wonderful game, it's got a lot of good content, a great storyline, well animated characters and fully displayed emotions. The only problem I've got is that there are far too many glitches. One that I have observed that really pisses me off way more often than it should is that if I even play for 15 minutes at a time, every menu that I can scroll through will continue to move upwards until it has either reached the top or will continue to spin infinately. It forces me to have to quickly save the game (because the same glitch applies on the save menu) and restart the game. It is not too unreasonable for the amount of free content were given though so therefor I give this game 7/10. That glitch needs to be fixed.

(part 2: after playing more of the game)

After dealing with the previous glitch for an insurmountable amount of time, and attempting to stomach the garbage that the game attempted to spoon feed me after the first generation, I eventually quit. I will give this game that the first generation, playing as Leonhardt is fun, enjoyable, and gets you attached to the characters in the game, but at the point of which you have a child, especially one that has less emotion than a sheet of cardboard, (also, how can that happen, a general has a kid with some elf chick who wears less clothing than a stripper and somehow the son turns out to be some kind of emotionless, characterless, amorphous, blob of cardboard) it tends to get pretty old pretty quick. Not to mention that regardless of which class you selectively breed your child to become, their stats ALMOST ALWAYS are contradictory to the class, such as with scythe weilders having no mobility or strength, or swordsman having the same, etc. It gets to a point where its unbearable, and not only that but with a lack of a way to passively regain energy in battles efficiently, to the point of which its better to just use it all up in one sitting rather than bother even ATTEMPTING to use your attacks skillfully, considering that your positioning at the begining of the match will almost always be viable and easy to work with, and if not, oh well, looks like its time to form a vanguard of tanks around the OP AS ♥♥♥♥ main character and hope they last long enough to kill the boss.

Either way this game has like a few hours of good gameplay i guess? not really recommended. Buy something fun instead.