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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:38am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:19am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:30am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 9:52am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:33am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:34am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:48am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?