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TOM; Jerry do you let your girlfriend touch your IPhone?
JERRY; Never....Never idon't do that.

TOM; But why?
JERRY; i got 2 reasons.

TOM; go a head...
JERRY; first is that i don't have IPhone & the second is that i don't have a girlfreind.

Tom laughed til he fainted

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Jeffrey Edward Epstein is a financier (whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that it), who got into a sex trafficking business and forced an underage girl into prostitution. He was arrested for his crimes and quickly died in prison by hanging. It is widely disputed whether his death was suicide or murder from somebody else. Whether he killed himself of not, the one thing everybody can agree on is that it's good that this sick ♥♥♥♥ is dead.

Aliases:

Jason D. Brown, Derek Brown, Greg Johnson, Harline Johnson, Greg Harline Johnson, John Brown, Jay Brown
Date(s) of Birth Used July 1, 1969, January 17, 1971
Place of Birth California
Hair Blond
Eyes Green
Height 5'10"
Weight 170 to 180 pounds
Build Medium
Complexion Light
Sex Male
Race White
Occupation Golf Equipment Importer
Nationality American
Reward:

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $200,000 for information leading directly to the arrest of Jason Derek Brown.
Remarks:

Brown speaks fluent French and has a master's degree in International Business. He is an avid golfer, snowboarder, skier, and dirt biker. Brown enjoys being the center of attention and has been known to frequent nightclubs where he enjoys showing off his high-priced vehicles, boats, and other toys. Brown was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and completed his Mormon mission near Paris, France.

ust arrived in canada. Everyone back home keeps asking me, “what’s it like there?! Is everyone gay?” Lol guys, it’s not like in the movies