I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color, and I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother. But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy, and how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat. Gee, You know what I really want in a girl? Me.