It’s with a heavy heart that I share this—my dear friend has had to part with their beloved ukulele in exchange for a honey pack and gas station rhino pills. Life’s been tough lately, and while it’s hard to see them let go of something so special, we all know they’re doing what they feel they need to in order to get by. Here’s hoping the road ahead leads them to brighter days, and that they find a way to reclaim their joy, one strum at a time. Stay strong, my friend. We’re with you through it all.

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hey dev, really sorry to hear what happened with your ukulele - can't believe people these days need to sell their personal belongings just to afford their medicine. kinda messed up that your insurance wouldn't cover the cost of those growth-enhancement pills but oh well, it is what it is...

Happy holidays, Devon! Keep playing that ukulele!

is this the real verne troyer?? holy heck! can i please get your autograph? i am
i am youre biggestt fan

-rep rabid dwarf who WILL bite your ankles. stay away from this 'man' (midget) at -ALL- costs.