Останні рецензії користувача Babe Ruthless

The Cooler Smurfs

I reached into the seat of Steam's pants and pulled out this fantastic game that's certain to alarm anyone who hasn't played it yet.

Great movement and gun play that get's severely hampered by poor balancing and some of the worst matchmaking I've ever seen.

You know how Mcdonald's fries are really good when they're hot and fresh but you have to eat them or else they go bad quick? Well Apex Legends is like Wendy's fries, sometimes they come out good, but most of the time they're stale and cold and you're trying to tell yourself that they're good with every bite, and then you finish them and you think to yourself like "I really didn't enjoy that at all."

Then you get them again and again, thinking things will be different. But they don't change, they never change even when they say they do.

Respawn makes those kind of fries.

IT'S THE POWER OF RELIGION
ME AND MY BIBLE IS ALL I NEED
CALL YOUR BIBLE
SPIN SPIN SPIN
IT'S THE WILL OF GOD
MAKE YOUR ENEMIES BLEED

"Oh yes, it's the Dwarves that go swimming with hairy little women" -Gimli

You know what's not a shame? Buying this game.

Just play the original instead. This "remastered" version is a very lazy port that introduces several game breaking bugs (spider splicers trapped in unreachable areas where you're required to kill them, npcs stuck in infinte animation sequences when they're supposed to move on, etc) along with pre existing bugs from the original.

This game really pisses me off.

The squirrels....they'll remember that.

Played this game for about 9 hours straight.

I'm not even finished with it yet.


My ass hurts.