I think you're pretty neat

im skipping this year

see you next year

Item #: SCP-420

Object Class: Dank

Description: SCP-420 is a mechanical keyboard located in a ████ in ████, ████████. It has been observed once a year to access a user profile on the gaming platform Steam and will write and post a comment. There is no pattern of what date or time of year this comment will be posted, and the owner of the user profile, ███ does not seem to realize that he is being targeted by a Dank[1] class object yearly. There has been no cause for concern as of this moment. The user page will be continued to be monitored.

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[1]Dank is a scientific term denoting the amount of dankness emitting from a sentient object.

guess what ♥♥♥♥♥,😂😂 its two thousand eighteen! its time to comment on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile!💦💦 heres a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment:

😂😂You get another comment in 2019! 😂😂

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