I saw that you liked ff14 on facebook. i;m happy for you but you need to let me know before you go do something like that. i'll be a lover scorn and you know what happened to my last lover, jimuel savella

Don't steal from sega. the carry on franchise is copyrightes by the wachowski brothers and you should be ashamed of yourself for putting them on tshirts with town famous band the osbournes from mtv

greg davis sold me a copy of that episode of simpsons where bart works at an ♥♥♥♥♥ house and drags lisa in for more customers to come in. i'm pretty sure he gave me the wrong copy though. it was batman returns. i don't remember there being that much nipple though.

you like greg from accounting. thats it. jokes over. bye.

when asked about why you were trail blazing through the alps on a boogie board made of seal skin you said "to quote the late great ian watkins, cowabunga nerds" which threw parliment into disarray and made the fuel prices sore to levels only ronnie james dio could describe. shame he's dead. i would have loved to have heard him play i'm blue dabba dee dabba die on his famous panflute. i blame tik tok, amazon and the ukip party.

You decided that the new ant and dec show was cancelled and only because they added the new mystic zone death pit.

GROW UP!!
NO ONE WANTS TO BE AN ANIME CAT NINJA IN DND YOU MASSIVE HETRO!!!

anyways hope you manage to get the promotion for nintendo. psychic pebbles told me you had an hand in noels house party. personaly for that you should be king but instead you're getting castrated.

GOOD LUCK