Recent reviews by Its Ya Jeffyboy

To start off, this game was absolutely amazing both visually and its story telling aspect. The game's release was 13 years after their last half life title (Half-Life 2: Episode 2). Despite the large time gap between both games, Valve has proven to us that they have not forgotten how to make high quality video games. I also love the implementation of VR for this title, it truly gave the game an immersive feeling something like never before (and quite literally). You truly feel like you're inside the game which is mind boggling, there were moments I felt actual fear because I truly felt I was there inside the video game. I'm going to keep this short because otherwise I would never finish writing this review because I cannot praise it enough. All in all, Valve created an outstanding game that not only made the player feel like they're in the universe as they can interact with nearly everything in their surroundings on top of the tear jerking story telling that this game offers.
This game is truly a 10/10 and its an experience I WILL NOT forget.

I sprint around a town wanting for a zombie to kill me, I find an Ak on the floor pick it up then 5 zombies spawn infront of me and i die. I respawn and repeat process (Except i find nothing this time).
10/10 would die.

Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Kobe!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "Cry yourself to sleep"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

Rage Simulator- 99% Luck 1% Skill You will lose your family, this will break friendship. 10/10

Shove it up your ass if you don't like this game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.