Hex
Carlos Spicy Weiner
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So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I’ve never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the bastard next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It’s not even like I had a choice, the town only had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was really hot. She must have been a sadist or something ’cause she always took pleasure in hitting me.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah, they were so freaking creeper, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokémon master
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Milkman120 5 Dec, 2017 @ 5:40pm 
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Coastal 24 Jul, 2016 @ 2:15am 
+rep great guy and an awesome friend
Scrommyboy 6 Dec, 2015 @ 4:38pm 
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Coke and Fries Halo 24 Jun, 2015 @ 8:02pm 
Hi I'm not a bad person so don't hate me
Scrommyboy 22 May, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
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Hex 1 Apr, 2015 @ 6:00pm 
hahaha xD
i know thats the point xD