After a good game in Black ops, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cod and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cod lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Pro at Balatro

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this guy smells

hi i know you don’t remember me <3 We played a game of csgo together , I think it was inferno tehe. I heard your gold nova 3 now , I know I said the prince and the pauper staring zack and Cody doesn’t exist but it probably does, now that you are gold nova 3 that is. Please I really felt a connection not just because you are gold nova but mostly . please I really need to rank up 😢

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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+rep T-Posed in borderlands

+rep you know why

+rep great csgo player but gets ranked at silver 2

+Rep gave me a steam card

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And also dicke and balls

+rep Has a 17 inch ♥♥♥♥

-rep Sounds exactly like Syndicate