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day 74 of no fap

as i exited my vehicle to walk into work i caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. because of the fog i couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. my ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. my mind, free of the constraints of ♥♥♥♥ and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

i readied my legs and concentrated all of my testo-chakras into my vastus medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. i exploded forward in a cataclysm of ♥♥♥ hormone fueled rage. exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later i began to phase through time and space as i meshed with the testosterone continuum. as i phased through the helpless female target i nutted directly into both of her fallopian tubes.

-nerd 🤓
+nerd 🤓

-rep calls me ♥♥♥ and abdullah

gg ez