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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 12:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:40am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 3:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:41am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 11:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 11:45am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 6:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:30am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:54am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:48am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:10am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:54am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:22am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:40am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:40am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 3:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:59am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:36pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 6:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:29pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:57am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:25pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:42pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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