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11 people found this review helpful
214.6 hrs on record
Logged in for the first time in years to find all the premium tanks I had previously PURCHASED now say "rental period ended" which, at the time, renting premium tanks was not a thing. What the ♥♥♥♥??? GG all of that money I spent I guess.
Posted 6 October.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.8 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Tarkov PVE but with better AI
Posted 29 September. Last edited 29 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
By far my favorite map from the original ARK: Survival Evolved. Such a cozy and warm atmosphere in the green zone, with a dark and gloomy atmosphere in the blue zone where without a light pet, you will surely attract unwanted attention. The red zone being truly nightmarish and inhospitable to all but the formidable box tribes for some reason. Please please let me download this, it wont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ download
Posted 5 September.
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90.7 hrs on record
I love to grill the chubby and very stinky Gnats that fly around the trash cans, they sometimes have little pieces of hot dog in their hands too :D
Posted 13 August. Last edited 13 August.
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49 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
677.1 hrs on record (592.4 hrs at review time)
There exists a 10 dollar victim character that basically has a "win the game" ability that can't be countered by anyone but a 10 dollar family character that's boring to play, so there will be that victim in every single match.
If you or a teammate doesn't have that pay to win character to counter the pay to win victim character you're better off just leaving and waiting the 3 minute penalty for leaving the LOBBY to find a different game.
(there's no penalty for leaving the match after it has started and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over your teammates, only for leaving a lobby before a match. The devs are mentally challenged at best.)
Posted 5 August. Last edited 5 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Took 5 hours to beat on normal with duo and still want to play more. 1$ or less per hour of fun is very reasonable.

Play with a controller if you have one, M&K are clunky and tough. I recommend 0.7 sensitivities with DS4.
I also recommend changing steam input settings so your left trigger acts like the X button of an xbox controller/square for PS so that you can look left and right while still able to push the "pull" button to reel in your friend

7/10 Gameplay, 10/10 Price, 0/10 lore make this demon guy shut up please
Posted 25 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Servers FILL with players and once they're full, your new friends who just got the game you want to play on your level 40 character with CANT join your server. You then have to start from scratch together on a different newer server, in which case you better hope all the friends you have that you ever want to play with all are joining at that time or you will never be able to play with them if they decide to join later without you starting from scratch AGAIN.

I uninstalled and removed this game from my account because 4 of my friends moved servers because a different 4 of their friends couldn't join our server, and now I'm the only one who can't join the new server. Great.
Posted 20 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Survival game that scratches an itch that minecraft and ARK and just about any other survival game never did for me. I've played 6+ hours a day since I bought it, very worth when on sale. It gets buggier and buggier the more people you play with at once but it wasn't too big of a deal, little annoyances here and there.
Posted 14 July.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Runs like ♥♥♥♥ on 5950x + 4080, constant stutters and 60fps or less with raytracing on 1440p
Posted 13 July. Last edited 14 July.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
391.5 hrs on record
I don't remember
Posted 20 May.
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