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I've been playing about 6-12 hours of Rocket League a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in Rocket League . I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted What a save! Wow! What a save! I assume I was stuck in prospect league forever. I also was playing soccer with my baby brother, only to find that I was trying to quick chat in real life. I have this crossbar burned into my vision that I'm constantly lining up at the 90 degree upper corner. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on canada day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of Prospect 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much Rocket League?

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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