I've known this guy since before he went through puberty.
Fun facts about this guy:

He has probably caught a bigger fish than you.

If you're reading this, you've probably been owned in various games by him as the filthy noob you are.

Now you're angry.

I'm telling you, Dan is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.

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REALLY BAD PLAYER SHOULD UNINSTALL