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High Definition Piss Jugs

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 10:44pm

Buff Wreckington

Wreck the Buff Mechington.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 1:05am

In the most ass way possible...

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 12:10am

I've seen things...

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 6:52am

Me time

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:52pm

To pass a man in the woods...

Cook and eat human flesh.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Foul Fowl

Soil a chicken with dung.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 11:58pm

Some kind of Irony

Kill a chicken with an egg.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:02pm

I messed myself

Get brown on you.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2014 @ 10:50pm

Novice Gemologist

Craft a rough gem.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:33pm

Journeyman Gemologist

Craft a refined gem.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:34pm

Adept Gemologist

Craft a faceted gem.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2017 @ 3:39pm



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