Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 1 of Jermacraft! The series where I play Minecraft. this is gonna be a single-player “lets play”, and when I say “lets play” I use that term..heh.. pretty loosely because i’m an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, lots of triumphs, at least i’m hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly brewed. Let me take a sip.. slurp Aaa thats good cider.

Dr. Pepper. The famous 23 flavor soda, has lots of spinoff products, such as Diet Dr. Pepper. That’s not the topic here today, though. No, we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about… is hot Dr. Pepper! That’s right, hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960’s as a winter beverage. Here’s some advertisements from the 1960’s showing about… Hot… Dr. Pepper. However, it was short lived. But you still don’t believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the facts and questions article on the Dr. Pepper website. Anyway, I’m going to teach you how to make it. All you need is a Dr. Pepper; a can or bottle will be fine. And just proceed to open it, but DON’T blow it up like I did. ‘Cause, you know… Bad. Dr. Pepper. Right there. Anyway, you wanna heat up a pan, or… anything, and just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want.

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