Cave Johnson
Michigan, United States
 
 
If you're hearing this, it means you're taking a long time on the catwalks between tests. The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction. Now I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like projection .

They didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold! No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!
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