Recent reviews by Zazami

Why did they add goofy meme stages to matchmaking?? who the ♥♥♥♥ is out here saying man I wanna get killed by some bozo stage hazard its so epic

what the ♥♥♥♥

NOT WORTH IT EA SUCKS 90 GIG FOR WHAT

Ridiculously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monetisation why am I being charged like its a f2p game if i payed for the game itself

good

Yeah I'd skip this one

Virtually everything that made the first game great is gone the bejeweled aspect is now pretty lame, they've over complicated it and made it very luck based.
Some of the new girls are alright and the humour isn't awful but it's uninspired.
The art is still fine but pretty generic and every CG is basically the same

HuniePop was arguably the best dating sim out there, this game isn't a dating sim, it's barely even a game anymore there's no progression, character development, or even basic story it's essentially just "wow bro lets ♥♥♥♥" with a random assortment of characters you barely know until you hit an arbitrary number to face the final boss.

It has turned into a shell of itself just an annoying minigame and then sometimes a CG, incredibly lame sequel you may as well just look at the pictures online as that's all it has to offer.



(Reviews for hentai games mean nothing anyway as for every real review there's 50 joke ones)

the csgo killer

its perfect

Jesus... Jesus (Cristo)
Cristo, Cristo, Jesus, swagger (Teach me)
Jesus... Jesus
Jesus, Jesus...

I ♥♥♥♥ plenty hoes like I'm Jesus Christ
Turn Sprite into Bo like I'm Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
Prostitution is my life, ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm Jesus Christ
(x2)

[Verse 1]
Long ♥♥♥♥, They call me Jesus
Read the Bible then I bet you will believe us
I don't care, Jesus Christ
Oh my God, ♥♥♥♥ is white, just like rice
I don't care, I am lord
♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I am God
That's my name, that's my job
♥♥♥♥ a ho in the ass like that's my job
Jesus Christ my swag, that's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swagger
Walk in the club and I climb the ladder
Right up to heaven where my dad was born
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ I'm a unicorn

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Lamb of God, that's your ♥♥♥♥♥
Mary Magdalene you know that ho can suck my ♥♥♥♥
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her mammy too, ate her grammy out
Long hair, don't care, now they handing out
Bunch of bricks crack-white cause I walk on water
Cooking all types of GHB to ♥♥♥♥ your daughter
Date-rape my swagger, cause I'm Jesus Christ
Got a halo on my ♥♥♥♥ cause I pipe her right
Got that Christ ♥♥♥♥, cause it's long as ♥♥♥♥
Sterotic PC muscles cause my ♥♥♥♥ is thick
Blood rushing through my ♥♥♥♥ when I pipe her hard
Bust a nut on her tits, take her credit card

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Snort a line with Noah on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ark
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥'s just like bark
Tree stump, long and wide and really cool
I am Jesus Christ but I don't go to school
Sixteen: Lie to hoes
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, in her hole
White sperm in her nose
White coke in my nose
(faster paced):
I don't care I'm Jesus-The-Christ and I'm Jesus-The-Christ
Oh my god ♥♥♥♥♥ I am Jesus-The-Christ and she suckin' me right cause I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' her right
Wow, yes, I'm Jesus that's right, swagger on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Walk in the club and I'm knocking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down, yo