did you fall off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cliff

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Moon doesn't control the tide moron. The moon is a hologram. Why do you think we only ever see one side of the moon? They blew the CGI budget on the first half like the direwolves in Game of Thrones. Then Obuma stripped NASAs budget and they needed to invent a way for them to turn off the projector for awhile to save cost. Thus "phases" were created. Who in their right mind would believe the moon could be a cresent roll one day and a circle the next? Absurd. The real reason the rides shift is the Earth is flat and gravity is just magnetism. We are negative magnets and attracted to Earth's positive magnetic field. Positive to negative, negative to ground. Wake up morons. The government is stealing our tendies with this moon bs. It's time to stop the nonsense. It's time to destroy the projector. It's time to #shutitdown!

why the door xD

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