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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 2:46am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 11:21pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 11:20pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 11:28pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 7:05pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 9:52pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 9:56pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:10pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 6:49pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 2:47am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 3:07am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 1:08pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 11:16pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 11:24pm



Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
318,870 / 1,000,000